Even though it pains me to do so...... Is that you Beaky?? Oi! Wot you lookin` at!

A Page about my version of life...

Here I am, drunk, scratching the scar on my neck.

Lemmings, one of the best games ever. Don't you just love nuking them all?

Me. rejoice... (sigh!)

y`know, this is just the thing to cheer you up on a rainy day...

Ok, let us get one thing straight. Under Normal circumstances I cannot stand pages made by a person about themselves. As they ARE utter crap. I am only doing this because of a rather necessary College assignment. And will never see the WWW itself. Though maybe as an experiment to see if I have got that 4 meg of space Orangenet said I had....

Am I a cynical, paranoid little person? sometimes.
oh yeah, if you want to hurl abuse at me as most people do, eventually, click on the Skull.
Here are some points I believe are essential to Being Happy:
You will probably be bored reading this. but who cares?

Get yourself a decent job you enjoy, then it will be easy...

I am a Lifeguard, Here is what I think about the job:

It Sucks

But I enjoy it, so what the hell.

People think it is a truly Classic job, take it from me it is not.

Live somewhere you Enjoy, I am a country bumpkin born and bred, so I love the Countryside, and do not think too highly of towns

I could tell you some history about my village and Lincoln. but you will just leave won't you?

I also am a student at North Lincolnshire College. Usually the best time of peoples lives. But I am unconvinced. See what you think to this, a page dedicated to one of my current Tutors. A Good One. Explore it, you might find my name somewhere... GOD page
Why don't you join the Followers, I did...

I like to complain about absolutely everything!

There is a very good reason for this. I believe if you cannot bitch openly and freely about the Powers That Be in your life, be it the Government, Your Boss, your teachers, etc etc...
then there is something seriously wrong with everything. Complaining is one of an individuals most important rights. Dont forget it.

Regularly do things you enjoy, whatever they are. Just as long as you are not too perverted..

If you like to keep up-to-date on cult tv shows and the like, you might like this Try it!

Personally, I don`t. I take no interest whatsoever in things that do not affect me directly. So I do not care much for the Government, despite the fact I KNOW they are all corrupt little Liars. Having said that all politicians are arent they?
And should you so wish, please have a look at my Views on Life Some interesting little stories and profanities I have seen.

My cousin, Vinny. A link to a site which may shock you. If you are a religious person or are easily offended, SOD OFF!